{"id":1190,"date":"2019-01-30T17:41:37","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T17:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2019-01-30T17:45:10","modified_gmt":"2019-01-30T17:45:10","slug":"will-mom-be-proud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=1190","title":{"rendered":"Will Mom be proud?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">You are at the store getting a loaf of bread for Mom.\u00a0 As you leave the store a Sr Citizen walking and limping slowly up to the store with a cane is slowly approaching the same doors you are leaving the store with.\u00a0 You can either wait and hold the door for the Sr. or you can just let the door close behind you, ignore the Sr. and go about your business.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px; text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"408\" 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class=\"wp-image-408 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/HMMMM-ant.jpg?resize=80%2C130\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/HMMMM-ant.jpg?resize=186%2C300&amp;ssl=1 186w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/HMMMM-ant.jpg?w=322&amp;ssl=1 322w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 80px) 100vw, 80px\" \/><strong><span style=\"color: #993366;\">Which choice would make your Mom proudest ya think?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are at the store getting a loaf of bread for Mom.\u00a0 As you leave the store a Sr Citizen walking and limping slowly up to the store with a cane is slowly approaching the same doors you are leaving the store with.\u00a0 You can either wait and hold the door for the Sr. or 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