{"id":378,"date":"2016-02-04T12:27:36","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T12:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2016-02-04T12:32:58","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T12:32:58","slug":"meet-the-colony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Meet the Colony!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"379\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/antpants.com\/?attachment_id=379\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?fit=623%2C475&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"623,475\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ANG LES CAKE ants\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?fit=300%2C229&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?fit=623%2C475&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-379\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?resize=300%2C229\" alt=\"ANG LES CAKE ants\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?resize=300%2C229&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ANG-LES-CAKE-ants.jpg?w=623&amp;ssl=1 623w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hahahahahah!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Meet Booger &#8211; umm I mean ANGIE, (hahaha!) LESLIE and CAKE (heeeheeeheeehee!) \u2013<\/p>\n<p>All are honored members of our colony, good friends, and better eggs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!\u00a0 (i&#8217;m crying!!)\u00a0 HA ha ha AHA HA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!\u00a0 (WOOH..)\u00a0 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahahahahah!!!!! Meet Booger &#8211; umm I mean ANGIE, (hahaha!) LESLIE and CAKE (heeeheeeheeehee!) \u2013 All are honored members of our colony, good friends, and better eggs. &#8211; HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!\u00a0 (i&#8217;m crying!!)\u00a0 HA ha ha AHA HA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!\u00a0 (WOOH..)\u00a0 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!! &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meetcolony-4"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p72Z3q-66","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":382,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions\/382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}