{"id":764,"date":"2017-07-12T12:10:02","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T12:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=764"},"modified":"2017-07-12T12:13:54","modified_gmt":"2017-07-12T12:13:54","slug":"a-big-no-stealing-from-others","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"Would Mom be proud?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just what we need &#8211; a world full of dishonesty.\u00a0 You are better than this &#8211; DON&#8217;T DO IT!!!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"367\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/antpants.com\/?attachment_id=367\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?fit=690%2C109&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"690,109\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ants Running from Anteater\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?fit=300%2C47&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?fit=690%2C109&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-367\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?resize=300%2C47\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"47\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?resize=300%2C47&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/antpants.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ants-Running-from-Anteater.jpg?w=690&amp;ssl=1 690w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u00a0 DONT FEED THE ANTEATER!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M1EMXEGaPOA\">http:\/\/https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M1EMXEGaPOA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just what we need &#8211; a world full of dishonesty.\u00a0 You are better than this &#8211; DON&#8217;T DO IT!!! \u00a0 DONT FEED THE ANTEATER!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anteat-1","category-takescolony-6"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p72Z3q-ck","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":767,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions\/767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antpants.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}